A few days after our failure to make off with the Citroen DS, Logan and I were fortunate enough to get one of our own. Here we are, along with Rosanna and Miss Canis, rapidly going …nowhere at all.
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Petty Theft Auto – FAIL
After being goosed and grossed out at the PWA*,Â Logan and I went exploring on an Island near the Isle of Dogs where we found this great car.
“Oh Wow! That’s a Citroen DS” said Logan, as she jumped into the driver’s seat. “Let’s take it for a spin!”
After a few minutes of nothing really happening, I decided to intervene. “Try that lever, Logan”, I suggested.
Logan faffed around with the controls for a while longer, but the car didn’t even start, much less move.
* Perverts Welcome Area. That’s both in the sense of the Welcome Area for the perverts and in the sense of all perverts are welcome here.