Dad was working on beta with Grandad who appears to have developed Logan’s shape and hat and WTF is THAT on his shoulder!


But don’t worry, you’ll soon realise that it isn’t the real Miller. The impostard’s acting is really wooden.
Aaaahhhhhhaaaaaahhaaaaahhhhhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa !!


Axe Wielding Maniards

They say that axe wielding maniacs look just the same as everyone else. In Second Life, that’s probably more true than anywhere …

Keiichi Ichtama, nonchalantly sports an axe almost as large as herself as a fashion accessory.

Bernadette Tigerfish, the sort of girl that wouldn’t leave the house without an with an axe.

Lailantie Core, chops wood with her axe, but those trousers are definitely designed for maniacs.

Scary lookin’ bearded bloke with axe. Definitely a maniac.

Look out Dad! Grandad’s coming with an axe!


Look who Dad dug up, it’s Grandad. He’s looking a bit pale and skinny, he probably should have been left in the ground, but it’s too late now I guess. Dad says it’s not his Dad, but I mean, no one even knows who who me Mum is*, so how would he find her Dad? Besides, if you took that bucket off Grandad’s head, I bet they’ve got the same haircut.

Anyway, don’t be fooled by Grandad looking a bit pale, skinny and stiff, he’s actually very alert and still pretty able. Just look what happened when this poor woman walked past, the old pervert grabbed her and molested her.

And look at this one too, Dad was trying to look the other way whilst Grandad was copping a feel, but doesn’t he look like Alf Garnet?

Rule Brittania mate! Aaaahhhhhhaaaaaahhaaaaahhhhhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa !!

If you’re wondering why he looks a bit brown, apparently around this time there was some accident where he put his skin and his trousers into a dog, but I didn’t really understand all that, sounded like a lot of old cojones to me.


*I asked Dad about her but he won’t say much except that she was a bit of an old dragon. I wonder what happened to the rest of her.