Skeletard in the bath

Logan sneaked round to Roe’s and left a skeletard in her bath.


I wasn’t even there. Honest.

PFP Gabriel Show

I have good news for all you Fashionistards and Modelling Fans. After the sponsors of Roe and Lynn’s Fashion Shows pulled the plug on them, Roe set up her own company ProFashion Productions  so that she could produce her own shows.

Today was the first one and I had VIP tickets for me and Blu and LilWitch and Logan .

All the models were wearing designs by Gabriel.

Here’s Roe, introducing the first model as the show was just starting.

DJ Lynn was already well into the groove, and halfway down a bottle of rum.

The models seemed to be having an unofficial sticky-up hair competition. This is sticky up beehive.

Sticky-up chocolate moose mousse.

This girl was definitely the winner of the sticky-up hair show.

They also had boy models, but this one seemed to have missed the point of the stickyup hair competition. Perhaps no one told him.

But this guy was getting the hang of it.

This one was really shy.
You can’t do no cameras when you’re a model mate.
The whole point is that people want to take your photo.
You should probably do your shirt up before you come on stage too.

I haven’t seen a good teapot pose since Lieffie’s show, and today was no different.

But the show was well-attended and the audience seemed to enjoy it all the same.

I sneaked a quick peek with the remote spybot millercam to see if there was anyone we recognised…

I’m happy to say that Scary Judge was in the audience this week.
Scary or not I was pleased to see her because I know all my readers had missed her.

LOOK who else was in the audience! Endina and Patsy from Ab Fab!
How cool is that?

But the next thing I knew it was all over. Roe and the audience were applauding the models and it was time to go home.

By the way, you can see the rest of my photos from the show on my new Flickr pages (-:
PFP Gabriel Show on FLickr

ProFashion Productions Opening Party

Unless you’ve been living under a rock (and I know that some of my readers do live in some odd places) you will know that my friend, super-model, judge and fashion queen, Roe Woodford has started her own company ProFashion Productions. Today was the opening party.  I went along to rub shoulders with the glamourous models and drink free champers.

We arrived ten minutes early and the joint was already jumpin’.
…and the models had already guzzled all the champagne.

Vero Modero Summer Fashion Show

It was not without a twinge of sadness that I took Logan to see the Vero Modero Summer Fashion Show this afternoon. Sad because it is the last show that Roe and Lynn will be doing for Dreamseeker Productions. They put on a great show and if you’ve never seen one, you missed out.

Anyway, we arrived at the beautiful tropical location and made our way to our seat.

No sooner had we got comfy when things looked like they were going to go wrong.  This girl arrived with a bladdy mountainous hairdo and plonked herself down in the seat in front of us. I could hardly see a thing.
Worse still there was a bloke sitting next to her with the MF word in his group tag. I was about to have a word with him because it’s not really appropriate for this sort of venue, but it turned out that he was just a little boy in RL and when his Mum called him to go and have his tea, he had to leave.

Here’s Roe in her swimwear and coool shades.

With this being a summer fasion show on a beach, there were a lot of girls in bikinis. Now, you all know what bikini girls look like so you probably don’t need me to show you a lot of photos.

But here are  a couple anyway just in case. If you need to see some more, you can go to the beach, or get some magazines, or something.

Logan said this hairstyle is called a beehive. I think the flower is summer fashion for bees.

You have to be careful because if you lose the flower, the bees will move out and it ends up looking like this.

We wondered how this girl could even see where she was going.

I think the pollen from the flowers was playing havoc her hay fever and making her eyes all puffy, so she combed her fringe down to hide them a bit.

Lunch was served live.
I had mine with fries and a little ranch dressing.

After I had eaten, I had a quick look around in the audience. I couldn’t see anyone we know, but I did see a man in a strange looking hat…

…and a strange looking man in a very strange hat, with a handbag.

After that it was time to meet Bouquet Babii the Designer.

When Lynn came out from the DJ stand and started to boogie, it was the end of the show and all the models came out to dance too.

Roe and Lynn, you do the best fashion shows. I’m going to miss going to see them.

EOE The Where Did You Get That Hat? Show

When I got to the EoE Show Roe was already there, wearing a Vertigo Swirl hat and looking a little nonplussed. She was wondering where to sit because some ignorant peasants had sat in her reserved judges seat.

Scary Judge was also there, but she had place in the judges seats because even ignorant peasants would run away when they saw her coming to eat their beads. If they stayed in her seat, she would probably eat them too.

We also saw girl with some strange knotted growth in her hair, wearing a blanket.

Wonder Woman was in the audience, but she left quickly at the end because everyone was going to pester her for autographs.

Anyway, on to the show and check out the HATS!

First up was the Useless Umbrella hat.
Stylish. Unique.
Useless in the rain.

Hot on the heels of that was Horse Pill hat.
We’re not sure which part of the horse’s body this would be used on, but we think it would involve a struggle and probably some squashed toes.

This is the Yellow Flower Pot hat.
It will remain useful even when it’s no longer fashionable as a hat.
Notice the model’s organically grown Ninja Eyelashes.

This one is the Black Fan hat.
You could also use it for cleaning cobwebs off the ceiling.

This is my friend Lieffiie Ruby modelling the Invisible Mystery hat.
I’m worried that the judges might not understand it and it might cost her points in the contest.

After that came the Gothic Birds’ Nest hat.
Looks like they hadn’t quite finished making it.

Clown Hat.
You must be having a larf.

One of the organisards was also sporting a hat. This is the Gothic Garden hat.

There was also a second contest being judged at the same time: The Ninja Eyelash Class.
Not all the models had entered but you can see the winner and the runner up below.

Runner Up

Double-ended Ninja Eyelashes.
A clear winner.