I know that some people think that I am a bit of a gobby twat, but this is ridiculous. Who on earth could I possibly have upset badly enough to have this hit-woman come looking for me. Talk about overkill, I mean, just LOOK at the size of that gun. Preposterous. How dangerous do they think I am?

But there is more, not only was a mafia hit-woman sent to get me, but she was an alien mafia -hit-woman. After I foiled her assassination attempt, she discarded her human disguise and made a run for her spaceship… this what she really looks like.