Blu took me and Cazaluff and Logan to a very cool sim called Never You Mind where we tried out the boats and kites and balloons made by the very talented Harleywan Haggwood. Of all the things to ride around on <sigh> Logan chose a barrel.

Do I look like I’m clinging on for dear life? No? Huh! Click on the photo to enlarge it and look again. I don’t mind telling you I was scared to bloody death. Not because I thought we might fall into the water and drown, mind you. I’m used to all that now, it happens a lot. I haven’t drowned yet and (surprisingly) neither has Logan!

But, I was scared that I might fall into the water and be there, flailing around, like a cretin when this guy came round the corner to see if Harleywan put any supper or anything in his doggie dish yet. I’d like to be on a sturdier craft than a barrel dammit, or better still on dry land when the sharks come home for tea.

It appears that my having a quiet word in Logan’s shell-like might actually have done some good for once, for she finally decided on something more sensible and brought it home. This is a lot more civilised than a barrel dammit.