Everyone was shopping at an island called Halloween and whilst Cazaluff went off to get hammered on rum in the pirates’ cove me and Logan visited the Cave of Doom…

…where we met the ghost of a long dead miner who was still going to work every morning…

…and some bloke that used to be in the Village People but who had fallen on (very) hard times. He really wanted to get his picture taken with me, because now I’m more famous than him.

After that Logan got lost.

I knew I shoulda gone with Cazaluff.