This is my new friend King Kong and his shoulder pet Catriona McConach. He’s quite new here so I offered to take him out and show him around a bit. Everyone started telling me off because they said he’s just a baby. They must think that I’m some sort of a lout or delinquent or something. But it’s OK, they don’t have to worry because I found this cracking new place, the Roadkill Mini-Grill & Diner. They do a squashed-mouse burger especially for very small dragons that can’t eat a whole rat  (-: