If I understand this correctly, the Americans have fireworks on the 4th July to celebrate their independence from the British. Being independent of the British seems like a good idea to me. But I fear that if I let Logan go, she’d only get lost and then I’d just be embarrassed when I had to go and collect her from the shoulder pet pound.

It’s a shame Ebi wasn’t here, he would have liked this, there was stuff asploding everywhere.