I met this guy, he seemed to be having some trouble, so I offered to help.

He said, “ƒÛÙÞþµ¹¶§±²´ ╦╬░Ôß Ò⌂~!”

I think he was very ungrateful.

I also saw this guy, he ran Logan over…

This would of course be very funny but I was on her shoulder at the time. The Little Green Man called her up and said sorry and asked her if she wanted to go for a ride. I told her not to go.