I know that some people think that I am a bit of a gobby twat, but this is ridiculous. Who on earth could I possibly have upset badly enough to have this hit-woman come looking for me. Talk about overkill, I mean, just LOOK at the size of that gun. Preposterous. How dangerous do they think I am?
But there is more, not only was a mafia hit-woman sent to get me, but she was an alien mafia -hit-woman. After I foiled her assassination attempt, she discarded her human disguise and made a run for her spaceship… this what she really looks like.
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