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Stupid People

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I joined Jamendo so that I could call up the bands that I used in the St. Patrick’s Day video and no sooner had I signed up then people were hitting on me…

“Hi Dear
Is my pleasure writing to u .How are u doing?
I am Anita I went through ur profile and it seems intresting,i will really love to know u better.I mean u deserv to be kept in a tresure box and admire. write to me on My email box; (anita.ani79@yahoo.com) am watting to hear from you
thanx .Anita”

Erm…. did you read my profile? at all? Hello….? Do I look like the sort of person that’s going to email you? What do you think I’m gonna do? Invite you over to get married so you can get a Visa?I live in Virtual Reality, dammit. But you… you don’t live in any sort of reality at all!

And this ONE!

“Hello Dear,

How are you today ?, My name is Kamah. I’m 5.7 fit, fair in complexion.
I like your profile after going through it. if you dont mind, i will like you to contact me through my direct mailing address so that i will give you my picture and tell you more about me.
( kamahholton@yahoo.com ) i have SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT to tell you. please do not ignore my mail to you. Good to hear from you,
My regards to you,
kamah.”

You’re having a right royal steffi mate! Did you read anything? I’m a Dragon, dammit. What do you think I’m going to do? Send 100, 000 USD to a Nigerian bank account for you? And no, I didn’t ignore your mail, I reported it as spam and then posted your address on the web so that all the spam-heads can pick it up and add you to their lists. Dammit.

Rosanna’s Housewarming

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Now, you probably read the post about Rosanna digging a big hole and you probably heard the story of how she had a bit of bother with the fireplace and her house burned down, but today it was good news. The new house is finished and me and Logan breathed a sigh of relief that we managed not to get a concrete overcoat in the process of Rosanna’s building.

Here is her lovely new house.

You can arrive by land or by boat

…erm, I can’t remember which room this is…

…but I know I was squeaky clean and smelling like a rose when I left this one…

…it’s a bit of an odd house, there is a garden inside the house…

…and a pixie in the indoor garden, or is that a faery…

Jade and Hazey Bigbear and Rosanna Himmel

and Jade and Karys Aarde

and Zeke Yoshikawa and Vicky Yongbo

and Cepus Levee and Karys

and Hazey looking foxy.

Austin Rides Again

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…actually… you can make that Austin sleeps again…
He was supposed to be helping me and Logan prepare a film set for a Machinima workshop and he fell asleep on the Catwalk.

ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZ

Star

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This is Star, she lives in a stunningly beautiful house owned by Joachim Sicling and Love Kawaguichi and their other dogs: Onyx, Ronja, Star, Marvel and an Irish wolfhound that Love won at the St. Patrick’s Day party.

Star, it seems, has been leading a secret life as a pool shark. But sometimes, she gets in a bit of a muddle, misjudges her jump onto the pool table and ends up in the attic, looking slightly embarrassed.

Hound of the Ruskervilles

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Fears for the safety of staff and students at Anglia Ruskin continue to to grow today as more human scalps were found on the University’s Island. The chilling photos below convey more words than any but the most seasoned academic windbag could write.

Investigators are interested in contacting the blue penguin who was seen leaving the island shortly after the solitary leather boot was discovered.