Grand Theft Jalopy

Later in the Mainland tour, Logan and I were joined by Karys, who had just hot wired and stolen an old truck. We jumped in to go for a joyride. If you enlarge the photo, you will see that I am leaning across to have a quiet word in Kary’s shell like…

…because she is driving with no hands.

I decide that this is too dangerous and working on the theory of better the devil you know that the devil you don’t know, I make Logan drive and Karys has to ride in the back

This isn’t a good plan and it’s not long before Logan crashes the truck into a car that was coming in the other direction.
So I put Karys back behind the wheel.
But basically I’m on a hiding to nothing…

Can you guess what happens next?

Answer under the cut…

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Short Bus

Logan and I were almost run over by this whilst out on the Mainland the other day. I kept telling her not to stand in the road when she was looking at the map. Stand on the verge, I said. She should probably be on this bus.