This is Logan’s dog, Cinnamon, she goes to church.

Cephus Levee is a new resident on Turing Isle II, so we all went round to his house to say Hallo. We were all standing around exchanging pleasantries and a few other things that do nothing for your appetite when suddenly a hungry Ebi-Dragon burst in through the door.

Well, most of the way through the door anyway, he had to leave his tail out in the yard. Cephus, although new, is a jolly good chap and quick as a flash he dived into the freezer and pulled out a Noob.

…for a burger. But, maybe OK for a horse egg entry entrail starter.

This is Vivienne Aristocrat, nice girl but she doesn’t wear any knickers. She came to interview Logan.

As usual Logan leapt into the fray, answering questions, talking gibberish, ignoring all my advice and doing a very convincing impression of a complete dunce.

As you probably know Cazaluff and Rosanna came to live on Turing Isle II (not together you understand, but separately.) Anyway, Rosanna starting digging… and digging… and digging… until she had a great big hole. And blisters on her hands. And a stiff back.

Me and Dad and Aunt Lucy think that she’ll probably throw Logan down in the hole and then fill it in again. I’ll need to make sure that I’m elsewhere that day.

Logan and I found this place where you can walk through a tunnel and see all the creatures (and the radio-active waste) under the sea.

I was kind hoping that Jules Verne or someone would sail past so we could have a little chat, but no such luck.

Anyway, we saw this octopus, who looked to me like he was lining up to cause a bit of bother…

…so I warmed up the glass where he was sitting a little bit and he ran off.

I went with Blu and Cazaluff and Logan when they went shopping at a sim called YABU. Shopping usually starts out fairly sensibly, they go to a store or two and look at clothes or shoes or hair. Then gradually it deteriorates: Blu buys something and then a few more things and then Cazaluff buys everything in sight and then she runs out of cash, has to got to the ATM and then she gets lost.

So after a while they were all separated and wandering around at random and I spotted a sign that said “Shoe Factory” so Logan and I went to have a look.

They are clearly concerned about safety, so I made sure that Logan stood back from the railing. I didn’t want her to get her hair caught in the machine and being dragged into it only to end up with me having to explain to the manager why the shoes were all covered in pieces of Logan.

So all the shoe ingredients go into the shoe making machine and the valves go up and down…

and the shoes go round and round

Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho

and they come out here!

(With apologies to Red Hodgson)

Have I ever told you Logan’s mother’s story about the Yokel and the Huntsman? No? Well, it comes from a very old Punch cartoon.

Huntsman: “Where did you see the fox?”

Boy: “I ain’t seen no fox”

Huntsman: “Then what was ye hollerin’ for?”

Boy: “Cause I likes ‘ollerin’.”

Recently, some eighty years after the original cartoon was published, I had the good fortune to witness the rehearsals for the  twenty-first century re-enactment.

Here they are, four yokels, sittin’ ‘pon a fence,  ‘ollerin’.  (-: