…of Raving and Krasy is Ebi Ebi. He lives on the island with us, has dogs and yes, you guessed it, he’s barking mad like the rest of them. Last night he miniaturised his victorian house, made it physical and threw it off Logan’s platform. He and Logan lost sight of it as it fell and they had to spend half an hour looking for it. If Blu finds out, she’ll probably be cross.

The house must have bounced a long way because when they found it, it was in the water almost all the way back to Ebi’s house-on-sticks-in-the-water in on the far end of the island.

If you are wondering why there is a giant tool chest in the water under the water house, just don’t ask, this is SL remember, everyone is mad and anything can happen. And just look at the posts under the water house, they don’t go all the way to the bottom. It is just floating there. Logan and Blu assured me it was safely anchored down. Dammit!

I know that some people think that I am a bit of a gobby twat, but this is ridiculous. Who on earth could I possibly have upset badly enough to have this hit-woman come looking for me. Talk about overkill, I mean, just LOOK at the size of that gun. Preposterous. How dangerous do they think I am?

But there is more, not only was a mafia hit-woman sent to get me, but she was an alien mafia -hit-woman. After I foiled her assassination attempt, she discarded her human disguise and made a run for her spaceship… this what she really looks like.

It was Blu’s Birthday today and they had a party for her at Turing Isle. There was a fashion show and then there was dancing and then there was a singer.

This woman is called Raving, she was one of the models in the show.

And this woman is called Krasy, she lives in a bladdy great house on Turing and she has VKC dogs and she is mates with Blu and Logan. The were playing this really stupid game where they ride up into the sky on a chair and then fall back down onto their faces. They were laughing and yelling and Krasy Aarse said that it was, “The best thing ever.”

Neither of them look mad or dangerous, but it is hard to tell, because apparently psychopathic axe-wielding maniacs look just the same as everyone else. Just look at these people, are they fine, upstanding, pillars of the community, or dangerous lunatics? And how can you tell?

I took some more photos of the show and the party and gave them to Logan, you can see the rest of them here: Blu’s Party Photos.

Please submit your captions below in the comment box (-:

Here’s mine: Aaaahhhhhhaaaaaahhaaaaahhhhhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa !!

Oh, but wait… I’m getting wet too. Still not as wet as Logan.