The old man got himself an old man avatard and went for a stagger around the courtyard. Everyone was flabbergasted except me who was howling with laughter. It took me ages to recover my composure enough to take a photo, by which time he’d almost staggered back home again.

Some while later (after he’d started speaking to us again) Dad revealed that the avatar was free. Before I could stop her, Logan opened her mouth and commented that he was conned and that they shoulda paid him to take it away and the next thing you know he’s not talking to us again.