Logan and I were having a very pleasant day out exploring the beautiful Folkvang Norse Sim. There we were quietly floating across the lake, minding our own business and who should pop her head out of the water but Auntie Ethel.

Auntie Ethel, she’s a bit of a monster.

A bit later on, there we are chilling out on a cushion in the basement of the store having failed to find either the burger van or the ice cream cart and who should stick her head up out of the floor but Great Auntie Agnes

Great Auntie Agnes: Oooooh Miller! Aren’t you a lovely boy? Come and give Auntie a great big kiss!

Miller: Keep away from me you old bag and keep your tongue in your own mouth!

Great Auntie Agnes: Aaaahhaaaaahhaaahahahahaaaaaaaa !!