Are you sitting comfortably?
Then I shall begin.

Once upon a time I got new coat for Logan, but she didn’t have any nails to match. So we went with Blu to look for some new ones. We fell at the first hurdle because the nail store that we were expecting to use was not there. Blu took off in search of new nail store and Logan and I stumbled out into the street, blinking in the daylight and wondering what to do.

So as we wandered down the street, what should be find but a giant Hot Dog on the roof of a store.

A couple of stores further along there’s a giant doughnut on the roof!
I’m telling you, I like this place already.

Mouths watering we wandered a little further and then took off for another sim…

…where we failed to find the nails but soon found a giant bacon butty on the wall.

And a fallen angel bacon rasher, which Logan wouldn’t let me drag home to the Dog Park.

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I think we still had food (rather than nails) on our minds when we wandered into the kitchen store…

Miller and Logan in unison: WTF?

Logan: Blimey Miller!
Miller: What?
Logan: I don’t think these are fast food.
Miller: They’re certainly not fast (-: