It seems that Paula has stopped eating pizza and gone on Turesa the Robotard’s diet. We think it’s time to get back on the burgers now.
BRAAAIIINNNS!
I always thought that Megumi was the scariest thing at Turing Estates, but today I was proved wrong. Keiichi gets the vote as the scariest critter we know, for eating Megumi’s brains. (I don’t suppose for a New York second that it was a very filling meal.)
Take Me To Your Leader
Thebob Quartz: “Greetings earth thing. Take me to your leader”
VKC Doberman: “Sorry Mate, I think she just logged out.”
Story Time
Story time with Ms Sparkle in Dad’s Garden.
From left to right: Rosanna Himmel, Pita, Diddi Cazalet, Karys Aarde, Me, Logan and Niju Larkin.
Attacked in the park
Karys, being attacked by a thick black furry thing that was chased out of a pile of leaves by a small light brown dog.
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At least, I think that’s what’s happening.
Cave of Doom
Everyone was shopping at an island called Halloween and whilst Cazaluff went off to get hammered on rum in the pirates’ cove me and Logan visited the Cave of Doom…
…where we met the ghost of a long dead miner who was still going to work every morning…
…and some bloke that used to be in the Village People but who had fallen on (very) hard times. He really wanted to get his picture taken with me, because now I’m more famous than him.
After that Logan got lost.
I knew I shoulda gone with Cazaluff.
Turesa the Skeletard
I expect you all remember Turesa who used to work in the Dog Park. Well, it seems that she had a spot of boyfriend trouble the poor thing and hasn’t been eating properly. She’s lost a lot of weight.
Cephus and I had been out on the beer the other night and we thought we’d try to cheer her up, so we brought her home a curry.
But it went straight through her  )-:
Cazaluff the Ballerina
Cazaluff was performing ballet in the park, as you can see by the quantity of flowers, she was very popular.
The dogs were baying for an encore.
Taco was knocked out by the performance
But by the end they couldn’t keep up the pace. All the Fouetté en tournants, Arabesques et Grande Jetés proved too much of them and although Cazaluff was still going strong the dogs were just giving it some Zzzzzs.
Shopping at DNR
Blu and Rosanna and Karys and Cazaluff and Logan went shopping at Nicky Ree’s store. They seem to like it there a lot, especially Cazaluff and Karys who own like most of the stuff in the shop. Logan and Karys spotted the catwalk and the animations for the runway models and without a moment’s hesitation they leapt aboard to try them out.
Look at the pictures and heed the warning; don’t try this out for yourselves. These are clearly not for amateurs to use. Unless you are a professional model, leave them well alone…
Things went fairly well the first time down the catwalk, but by the time they got back to the top again things were looking decidedly dodgy.
Any normal person would have decide that discretion was the better part of valour and called it a day. But we’re not talking about normal here, we’re talking about Crazy Karys and Lunatic Logan.
…and things continued to deteriorate…
…until basically all there was left was a tangle of arms and legs and everyone was staring at them.
By the time that Karys and Logan finally conceded defeat, their continuous hollering, squawking and giggling had caught the attention of Blu and Rosanna who were eager to show that they were much more like professional models.
So Blu goes off down the catwalk and things start to get wobbly.
Rosanna was hot on her heels and by the time they got to the first turn it was, basically, all over the place.
Back at the top end, things have gone from bad to worse but Barking Blu and Raving Rosanna are not deterred…
… round they go for another lap…
…and things start to get seriously disturbing.
There’s nothing like being a professional folks… and this was nothing like it.
Stuck!
Cazaluff got herself stuck in the sign in the dog park.
Laugh? Me? Noooooooo…..
The sign in the background made me laugh, it says “Control your pet”. How about starting with “control your avatar” first? Anyone got an LM for Help Island?
It never ceases to amaze me how some girls will do anything to get up close with a Fireman.
Me and Logan in the background, failing to call the fire brigade.
And how is it that you can never find one of those paddle things in your inventory when you need one?