I joined Jamendo so that I could call up the bands that I used in the St. Patrick’s Day video and no sooner had I signed up then people were hitting on me…

“Hi Dear
Is my pleasure writing to u .How are u doing?
I am Anita I went through ur profile and it seems intresting,i will really love to know u better.I mean u deserv to be kept in a tresure box and admire. write to me on My email box; (anita.ani79@yahoo.com) am watting to hear from you
thanx .Anita”

Erm…. did you read my profile? at all? Hello….? Do I look like the sort of person that’s going to email you? What do you think I’m gonna do? Invite you over to get married so you can get a Visa?I live in Virtual Reality, dammit. But you… you don’t live in any sort of reality at all!

And this ONE!

“Hello Dear,

How are you today ?, My name is Kamah. I’m 5.7 fit, fair in complexion.
I like your profile after going through it. if you dont mind, i will like you to contact me through my direct mailing address so that i will give you my picture and tell you more about me.
( kamahholton@yahoo.com ) i have SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT to tell you. please do not ignore my mail to you. Good to hear from you,
My regards to you,
kamah.”

You’re having a right royal steffi mate! Did you read anything? I’m a Dragon, dammit. What do you think I’m going to do? Send 100, 000 USD to a Nigerian bank account for you? And no, I didn’t ignore your mail, I reported it as spam and then posted your address on the web so that all the spam-heads can pick it up and add you to their lists. Dammit.