I have no desire for a BMW, a Merceds Benz or a Jaguar. And I never did wish for a Rolls Royce… but I’d love one of these.

It is called the Excelsior “Teakettle” Horseless Steam Carriage and it is made by the fabulously monikered Expedition Offcourse.  It makes smoke and steam (but like me then) and you can get it from the Excelsior Store in Caledon Tamrannoch.

Blu bought it, apparently it is for a forthcoming film production and not for general riding around in. But I could happily ride in this all day… or even all night.