The first thing I had to do before I could go to the wedding of LilWitch Allen and Sky Acer was make sure that Logan was reasonably low ARC (Avatar Rendering Cost). As you know ARC is very overrated, but a lot of people still think that it is a lot more important than it really is. It seems like good manners to have a low ARC shoulder pet for when you are in a busy public place, so I thought it wouldn’t hurt to try. In this outfit Logan’s ARC is just under 2000 which brings mine up to just over 5000. That’s a bit high really, but you can’t have it all ways and I really don’t like to take her out if she’s looking a mess, people point and stare at herÂ¹.
When we arrived at the arriving point, there were not many people there yet, but they soon started to come. Someone kept calling out for everyone to remove their unnecessary scripts and attachments, but I kept Logan on because the grass was quite long and I’m quite small and someone would probably have trodden on me.
I don’t want to name names or point fingers, or claws or even tails, but the people calling out about the attachments and things were at the top of the Script Impactard list and Logan and I were at the bottom.
In order to get married, LilWitch will need to make it to the end of the Aisle without falling off her high heels, or dropping her flowers or losing her train in the lag. It wasn’t very laggy when I took this photo, but it was later when all the bikers arrived. The attachment removal person was insisting that they remove their gentle jewellery or piercings or at least I think that’s what she said.
But when I looked back a few minutes later, there was a whole wall of best men. I don’t know a lot about weddings, the last one I went to was different to this one, so I was getting confused by now. Perhaps they were expecting a lot of bother.
This is a view from the back as Lil and the father of the bride (I have no idea what his name is, sorry) as they walk down the aisle.
A few moments later (give or take a crash or two) and they are exchanging vows and saying “Hell Yes! I DOOOO!”
Â¹As it happens we were still almost the lowest ARC in attendance.
Â²Am I allowed to say bullshit in here?