That’s not broke as in abject poverty, borassic lint or even penniless, that’s broke as in broken his avatar (again) last week it was stuck in a bad yay and this week it’s all messed up ‘cos his body got stuck in the squasher when he changed from human to bird and back again. Serves him bladdy right, he should make up his mind what sort or avatar he wants to be and stick with it.

If they ever make avatars for Dragons, remind me that I don’t want one. Ever. I Love My (Own) Avatar, remember?