Blimey! It’s my Frankenbaby Brother Burger!

Logan said that if he was my brother, it would be severely frowned upon if I ate him. Something about cannonballs that I didn’t really understand. But, this is bad, really bad. I really don’t want a brother.

I am however, very relieved to report that as it turns out this is not my brother at all and (as far as we know) I don’t have a brother. It just so happened that Dad was at out shopping and when he sat down for a rest, this little horror jumped him. I just happened to be coming past with the Millercam just at the right moment to catch Dad being caught unawares.