After being goosed and grossed out at the PWA*,  Logan and I went exploring on an Island near the Isle of Dogs where we found this great car.

“Oh Wow! That’s a Citroen DS” said Logan, as she jumped into the driver’s seat. “Let’s take it for a spin!”

After a few minutes of nothing really happening, I decided to intervene. “Try that lever, Logan”, I suggested.

Logan faffed around with the controls for a while longer, but the car didn’t even start, much less move.

FAIL!

* Perverts Welcome Area. That’s both in the sense of the Welcome Area for the perverts and in the sense of all perverts are welcome here.