Logan was late and we were in a hurry. We tried to teleport to Blu… and missed.
Logan: “Where are we?”
Miller: “I think we’re in the sewer under the building that Blu is in”
Logan: “***t!”
Miller: “Yes”
Category Archives: Miller Cam
Steampunk Teacher
Who is that Steampunk woman?
Why, it’s Blu Heron of course.
She was teaching some classes at the Virtual World Best Practices in Education conference.
She had an amazing gadget for keeping the students in order.
“Hey you at the back!” she boomed, “Yes you Miller! Stand STILL Laddie. Stop messing around!”
Not only were Logan and I petrified, we had ringing in our ears for two days afterwards.
LilWitch’s Wedding
The first thing I had to do before I could go to the wedding of LilWitch Allen and Sky Acer was make sure that Logan was reasonably low ARC (Avatar Rendering Cost). As you know ARC is very overrated, but a lot of people still think that it is a lot more important than it really is. It seems like good manners to have a low ARC shoulder pet for when you are in a busy public place, so I thought it wouldn’t hurt to try. In this outfit Logan’s ARC is just under 2000 which brings mine up to just over 5000. That’s a bit high really, but you can’t have it all ways and I really don’t like to take her out if she’s looking a mess, people point and stare at her¹.
When we arrived at the arriving point, there were not many people there yet, but they soon started to come. Someone kept calling out for everyone to remove their unnecessary scripts and attachments, but I kept Logan on because the grass was quite long and I’m quite small and someone would probably have trodden on me.
I don’t want to name names or point fingers, or claws or even tails, but the people calling out about the attachments and things were at the top of the Script Impactard list and Logan and I were at the bottom.
Meanwhile LilWitch was waiting in the little yellow tent that you can see in the arrival place photo. Here she is inside the tent looking scary a little worried.
But as you can see, she scrubs up pretty well.
Doesn’t she look lovely?
In order to get married, LilWitch will need to make it to the end of the Aisle without falling off her high heels, or dropping her flowers or losing her train in the lag. It wasn’t very laggy when I took this photo, but it was later when all the bikers arrived. The attachment removal person was insisting that they remove their gentle jewellery or piercings or at least I think that’s what she said.
This is Sky Acer who is about to become LilWitch’s husband. He looks a bit worried too.
And this Andy who I thought was the best man and would be in charge of rings and stopping any bullshit² and things.
But when I looked back a few minutes later, there was a whole wall of best men. I don’t know a lot about weddings, the last one I went to was different to this one, so I was getting confused by now. Perhaps they were expecting a lot of bother.
This is a view from the back as Lil and the father of the bride (I have no idea what his name is, sorry) as they walk down the aisle.
A few moments later (give or take a crash or two) and they are exchanging vows and saying “Hell Yes! I DOOOO!”
After that it’s time for the first dance and for the party to begin.
Happy Hangover Everyone (-:
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¹As it happens we were still almost the lowest ARC in attendance.
²Am I allowed to say bullshit in here?
Crouchtards
I expect by now you’ve all seen them doing the crouchwalk. Blu and Logan, Rosanna, Cazaluff, Krasy, Keiichi even Rico does it. Well tonight they managed to take it to a new level nadir.
Logan Crouchtard
Blu Crouchtard
Cazaluff’s Birthday 2011
We didn’t think that we would see Cazaluff on her birthday this year because we thought she’d be off to a swanky restaurant with large Eric instead and we didn’t organise a surprise party for her. But, large Eric is banned from all of the swanky restaurants so Cazaluff left him at home and came to see us instead. It was a sort of reverse surprise-party. Cazaluff surprised us. I am pleased to be able to tell you that Lail and Logan reacted quickly and efficiently and gave Cazaluff a good slapping in the park. They like a good slapping where Cazaluff comes from, it’s part of their culture. Historically her people travelled the world giving everyone a good slapping and if you don’t slap them about when you see them, they think it’s a jolly bad show.
Sleeping Bags
I spotted these in the upstairs of Roe’s house. These are not the sort of thing that a super model would sleep in. Roe, I think there are squattards dossing in your house.
Doktor Giha
Doktor Giha and Boro at the clinic in the dog park.
I think they’re trying to get some of Robin’s Gingerbread cake thing.
Under The Stairs (Part II)
Blu could hear a strange scratching and tapping sound coming from under the stairs at Sparkle Manor. “What on earth could that be?” she wondered as she looked up the phone number for the pest control people.
“Nooooo, don’t call Rentokil!” I called, “They pump all sorts of chemicals in here and it makes my skin go all scaly and makes Logan’s hair go all white and spiky.”
Logan and I had been sneaking home late one night and had fallen through a gap in the space time continuum which happened to be at the top of Blu’s stairs and now we were stuck in the space under the stairs.
“Shall I call the fire brigade to cut you out?” asked Blu.
“Don’t call them,” I called back, “They’ll make an horrendous mess. Stand back a bit I have a cunning plan! Everything will be all right”
“I’ll burn a hole in the side and let us out”
“Blimey! Call the fire brigade!” said Blu and Logan in unison.
Sterling Hermes
Sterling Hermes spotted in the Dog Park at Turing Isle.
Miss Essence of Ebony SL
If, like me, you have been following the Miss Essence of Ebony SL contest over the last few weeks, you will know that today the competition reached its conclusion. We teleported to the Hotel Astoria in New York Island and took our places in the audience.
The first part of the contest was swimwear, here’s Roe’s outift (-:
You have to be careful where you stand at these contests. Look out Roe, the girl behind you is wearing lazer sharpened, surgical steel, ninja, throwing eye lashes. Guaranteed lethal at up to a hundred and fifty paces.
This is Roe in the second part of the contest in her designer ninja spear gown.
About half way through Roe’s turn on stage, one of the spears fell off onto the floor and fused the foot lights, the next thing we knew we were all being logged out as the sim crashed hard.
Crash the sim? Who? Little old me?
How could you even think such a thing?
It took ages for the sim to come back and in the end the rest of the event was moved to another location.
We watched the last few contestants and then all the girls came out together while the judges counted the votes. Here’s Roe in the finally finale.
Well, I was gunning for Roe as always but when the time came, the judges’ vote went the other way and Roe was named as the Winner Up Runner Up.
The title of Miss Essence of Ebony SL went to Imani Enzo.
I have to say, she is very beautiful too.
Congratulations Ladies (-: