Cazaluff moved into Turing Isle II and built a big house. Then she had the boats delivered. On the night that Isle of Dogs opened we all went for a ride with her to celebrate.
…we all looked so cool…
… and we’ve all heard the tales of life on the ocean waves and all that…
…and how this could be you…
OOOOPS! And now it is.
Ok, so you are very, very cute.
In fact you are adorable, but if you ever, and by that I mean ever put your tongue into my mouth again, there will be trouble. Big trouble.
You know that place that I said I wasn’t allowed to talk about and take pictures of? (Not the one with the dancing girls and the poles, the other one, you know… the secret one?) Well, now it is not a secret.
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First came the announcement from Enrico…
…me and Logan then made another one for the people on Turing Isle in the Dog Park so they would know to come too. (Actually we made that one just because we can. Logan likes sending messages to the estate and she likes hollering. Simple pleasures, eh?)
So then you press OK and you go out through the Vavoom! store and get onto the bridge, and go slowly so that you don’t fall into the water between the sims.
and oh… who’s this? It’s Dad wandering around aimlessly. He looks like a bloody tourist.
Meanwhile up in the new Plaza…
Rico is waiting for the people to come and looking apprehensive…
…Blu is busy making a few last minute adjustments…
and on the little deck by the waterside, the gulls are waiting for someone to come and feed them. But, it won’t be me I can tell you, the last time I got near the gulls, one of them stole my chips. I’m not having that happen again, chips I can bear but I don’t wanna lose a Frankenbabyburger to them. They just gobble up anything in sight, so they wouldn’t appreciate good quality fare like that. Continue reading
I do not know the whole of this story, and I may not understand all of this correctly yet. But apparently, about a year before I was born, Blu and Logan did some work for the DuroSport Electronics Company in Jarang. Blu and Logan did a lot of work on the Prism DuroSport SL-6001VRMP. “The most unique media player in all of Second Life.”
I am not completely clear what LogSpark did in this venture and what they did not, but it looks like someone hired dancing girls, which is always good.
But I am a bit worried about the fat bald bloke with the cigar and the things I have heard and read about him: bad cough, fascination with ‘the law suiting’, and total inability to spell anyone’s name correctly.
It seems that trouble follows them wherever they go and I hear that this protest sign was just the beginning in Jarang.
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I hacked into raided borrowed some photos from Logan’s collections and found these:
Vladimir Concescu, Chief Product Engineer.This is his Second Life Avatard (sic) his real life photo is even more scary than the fat bloke’s.
A rare (2007 era) photo of Blu, Ebi and Logan
An even rarer photo of Madmann Legend who disappeared shortly after the completion of the project. Foul play is suspected.
This is the photo of the fire itself, it was taken by the security cameras and sent to Logan by one of the proprietors. We are all very sad to hear about Otto.
Finally, you had better see the video that Nero Rang posted to youtube of the fire, he also posted about it in the DuroSport Insider blog.
Blu was terraforming Turing Isle II and Logan and I went to help.
Blu got stuck in the ground almost up to her waist.
She was trying to get Logan to help her out.
But Logan was just standing around looking like an idiot in an arthritic looking crouch.
I was so embarrassed.
This is Sampson Mistwallow, he came to interview Logan. He was asking questions about how to find out about things in SL and Logan seized the opportunity to demonstrate exactly how much of a dunce she really is. He should have talked to me instead really, I am much smarter than Logan but well you know, you pays you money and you takes you choice and that’s how it goes.
Sampson Mistwallow. I said his name three times, Logan turned around and there he was! No need to send him a teleport.
23rd December is Logan’s birthday. Estimates vary as to her real age from 46 years old to 152 years old. We all know that she lies about her age, but that’s ridiculous. But, totally unperturbed by the age anomaly, Blu Sparkle and Blu Heron organised a party for her and a load of our mates* came over to dance in the park.
Blu Sparkle
Blu Heron
Diddi Cazalet
Solcar Amat (Dad)
Enrico Genosse
(…who really knows how to rock out…)
Rosanna Himmel
Me, rocking out with Logan and Rico
Ebi Ebi
Everyone rocking out and kicking the balloons around
This one is our mate Pell Smith who is the very talented bassoon player in the Fontana Orchestra,
…but look again at how he is not in the snow… that’s not because he is in Japan and there wasn’t any snow (there might have been, I don’t know) but Pell was here in Second Life with us. So what happened? Well… Blu just happened to make a new island appear from beneath the waves… like magic. Look!
…but she named the island wrong, it should have been Isle of Miller.
Oh, if you are wondering what that little symbol means, it says:
No pushing anyone over so that they fall down and bruise their arse.
…so anyway we just moved the party to the new island and carried right on with more dancing…
…and balloons…
…and dogs…
…and cars…
…and Rosanna’s aeroplane (but everyone was too scared to go in that)…
…and horses**…
…and then we ate cake.. me and Logan ate lots of cake…
…and did the Onigokko…
…and generally made a mess…
*None of the people that I invited could come, they all said that they were dancing elsewhere and needed the money from the tips. Everyone that could come thought that this was probably a blessing.
**Photo by Ebi Ebi.
Much to my dismay, everything that was edible had been stripped to the bone long before I got there
Logan got balded!
Laugh? I nearly choked on me own fumes!
Aaaahhhhhhaaaaaahhaaaaahhhhhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa !!
Ebi came home from shopping with new glasses and I have to say they were very cool looking, not to mention the HUD which is truly rockin’. So of course Blu and Logan wanted them, so we all traipse off to Solar Flare’s Glasses/Sunglasses Shop where Blu and Logan try on just about every pair in the place and leave with several pairs. Then they come back and Vavoom sees them and asks where the shades come from, so off we go again and Vavoom tries on every pair in the place and buys some.
Later on they find Diddi and guess what? Yep… back we go and Diddi tries on every pair in the place before buying some and then <sigh> Dad get’s in on the act and we’re back in the Solar Flare shop again trying on every pair of glasses and Oh Maaaaan, I am getting sooooo bored by now. I mean, it;s a good shop and all that and the glasses are very well made, but really… do we have to go there ALL the time? So anyway, I get onto the Millercam and start looking about the joint to see what else there is and to try to find a burger van or a pizza delivery place and I see all this commotion happening on the corner of one of the streets:
One of the Snowmen had gotten run over by a car
And the other Snowmen were going to pieces about it
But obviously they’re not as much in pieces as their friend who is lying there all erm… in pieces
but wait, who is that helpful passer by?
He’s an attorney. Damn these Snowpeople don’t miss a trick!
Aaaahhhhhhaaaaaahhaaaaahhhhhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa !!