Unless you’ve been living under a rock (and I know that some of my readers do live in some odd places) you will know that my friend, super-model, judge and fashion queen, Roe Woodford has started her own company ProFashion Productions. Today was the opening party. I went along to rub shoulders with the glamourous models and drink free champers.
We arrived ten minutes early and the joint was already jumpin’.
…and the models had already guzzled all the champagne.
Blimey! Look at those FEET! They are ENORMOUS!
What a strange creature walking around on their hands.
I zoomed the Miller-Cam in for a close up.
“OI! No photos sonny!” He said.
“Wait a minute,” I thought, “I recognise that voice.”
It’s Dad!
He got a new job and wore his uniform to the party in the park.
Aaaahhhhhhaaaaaahhaaaaahhhhhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa !!
I know you’ll be disappointed.
You can set up an alert on the web site for when they come back in stock.
It was not without a twinge of sadness that I took Logan to see the Vero Modero Summer Fashion Show this afternoon. Sad because it is the last show that Roe and Lynn will be doing for Dreamseeker Productions. They put on a great show and if you’ve never seen one, you missed out.
Anyway, we arrived at the beautiful tropical location and made our way to our seat.
No sooner had we got comfy when things looked like they were going to go wrong. This girl arrived with a bladdy mountainous hairdo and plonked herself down in the seat in front of us. I could hardly see a thing.
Worse still there was a bloke sitting next to her with the MF word in his group tag. I was about to have a word with him because it’s not really appropriate for this sort of venue, but it turned out that he was just a little boy in RL and when his Mum called him to go and have his tea, he had to leave.
Here’s Roe in her swimwear and coool shades.
With this being a summer fasion show on a beach, there were a lot of girls in bikinis. Now, you all know what bikini girls look like so you probably don’t need me to show you a lot of photos.
But here are a couple anyway just in case. If you need to see some more, you can go to the beach, or get some magazines, or something.
Logan said this hairstyle is called a beehive. I think the flower is summer fashion for bees.
You have to be careful because if you lose the flower, the bees will move out and it ends up looking like this.
We wondered how this girl could even see where she was going.
I think the pollen from the flowers was playing havoc her hay fever and making her eyes all puffy, so she combed her fringe down to hide them a bit.
Lunch was served live.
I had mine with fries and a little ranch dressing.
After I had eaten, I had a quick look around in the audience. I couldn’t see anyone we know, but I did see a man in a strange looking hat…
…and a strange looking man in a very strange hat, with a handbag.
After that it was time to meet Bouquet Babii the Designer.
When Lynn came out from the DJ stand and started to boogie, it was the end of the show and all the models came out to dance too.
Roe and Lynn, you do the best fashion shows. I’m going to miss going to see them.
A few weeks ago Logan and I did some work for Austin on his Chaotic Lab project. Today Austin had a public demonstration at his work and then the students came to try out the lab. Except that’s not quite true, the people that came weren’t students, they were the staff. The Chaotic Lab has never looked more chaotic.
Just like real students some of them were late because they spent too long shopping.
We let them all get inside and then Logan and I peeped in the window. They had managed to get the blonde girl down from the ceiling by then.
Monkeying around with the mop and bucket.
You’re supposed to put that back in the cupboard mate. Even I know that!
Apparently the Tiger is the boss equivalent of Scary Judge. We gave her a wide berth.
Students. (No relation.)
More students and more Monkeh.
In through the out door.
Logan and I went to one of the User Group meetings, I hadn’t seen any Lindens except for Oz before. Logan said I had to be on my best behaviour.
Falcon Linden. Shortly before the sim crash.
Lorca Linden. We saw him once before but he was behind bars. Looks like they let him out again.
Maestro Linden. He looks like Alf Garnet with nail varnish, but he’s a lot more easy going than Alf would be, with or without painted nails.
But you’d be forgiven for thinking that it was maybe a little confused. Illustrated here by this strong, determined looking girl who stood all through the Hair Show while her pale and delicate boyfriend sat feebly in the chair and had his hair dried.
Earlier this week I received tickets for two to the Dreamseeker Productions Hair Show, organised by my great friend, super model and fashion show entrepreneur, Roe Woodford. I took Blu and Logan.
Roe was looking a little worried as she took the stage to start the show. It was fairly clear what she was thinking:
“Why the hell did I let Brendan do my hair? He made it look like a bladdy bird’s nest.
But, don’t worry Roe, you’re not alone out there with a wacky hairdo. He did Kaly’s too and hers looks like snow storm!
Right after that a girl came out wearing a blue jelly mould hair do.
And then… Nemo’s Garden!
I’d left the remote-miller-cam surreptitiously patrolling the audience, it was set up to send me a text when it found Scary Judge, but it never did. She’ll be kicking herself someone when she sees this, she really missed out. This would be just her style.
I think this is how Cazaluff said they wear their hair in the summer, when it’s too hot to wear their horned helmets on the bus and on the tube.
The also had boy hair. I can’t remember who this bloke is, but he looks like a younger version of that dodgy Archdeacon Robert from Rev.
Anyway, I think the last of the Mohecans can now officially be declared dead.
Finally out came Koffie Juniper with hair like Roe’s complete with nesting birds!
I think it’s highly probable and completely understandable that they mistook her for a tree.
is much better than it is at Tiffany’s.