The End is Nigh

You know how everyone is always saying that the SL economy has been ruined? And the Lindens don’t care? And the sky is falling? And it will all soon be over? And all that other nonsense they always say?

Well look at this?

I’m worried now too. Even Governor Linden is abandoning her land!

I am FOUR!

Aaaahhhhhhaaaaaahhaaaaahhhhhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa !!

Happy Birthday to me (-:

Today I opened the first branch of “Miller’s Roadkill Grill

Logan and I were ready to greet the first customers.

We’d only been open about fifteen minutes when the Miller-phone rang and Ronald McDonald (pretending to be an anonymous caller) said, “I ain’t scared of you.”
Watch your back clowny boy, we know where you put the ground up chicken feet.

If you come by to eat at Miller’s this is what you’ll find on the menu.

And don’t forget to send me a photo of you flipping burgers!

Cake Shop

“A pot of tea for two and one of those skyscraper cakes like you have in the window, please”

“Ummmm, hang on” said Logan, but the waitress bird had already flown off to disappoint another customer.

Talking Horse

This is Blu and Logan’s friend Dreamer Hawker. She’s a talking horse.  She lives in a paddock with a little stable on Turing Isle II. She’s very friendly but Logan says you have to be careful when she turns round quickly because it really hurts when she steps on your toes.

When she’s in a really good mood, sometimes she let you ride her. This is Lail riding around on Dreamer. Logan and I rode on her once too, but Logan, the retard, lost the photos.

EOE Androgynous Style

Scary Judge must have been on a bender last night, she’d fallen asleep in her chair before the show started.

None of the other judges had arrived and Roe was looking terrified because she would have to wake her up.

With a cigarette on her lip and ninja eyelashes, Boss Judge didn’t look like she would be scared of anyone.

Assistant with a neat quiff.

The models had to do an androgynous style this week.
I’m not going to do my customary commentary this time, suffice to say that there were a lot of men’s shoes and big boots and spiky hair and ties… and some of the outfits were pretty wacky.

I’m just gonna show the photos (-:

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This is my friend Lieffiie Ruby looking well-hard.

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Slapping the Sign

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One of the Trainers signs stopped working. Logan and I went over to Caledon to investigate and she and the grey wolf gave it a slap. I hope none of the posh Caledon neighbours were watching, they’ll think we’re right old idiots.