It’s not every day…

I was down the pub the other night and the barman said to me, “Hey Miller mate, I was reading your blog…”
“Oh yeh.” I replied
“Is that right” he continued, “that your Dad is a Ninja“?
“No mate,” I answered, “He’s a Geisha!”

Dad was making the Ikebana animation and for a short spell he got a job as a Geisha while he was doing the research.

It’s not every day that you get the chance to slap the living **** out of a Geisha, so Blu, Logan and I seized the opportunity while it was there.

Make Up

Blu bought new make up and she was showing it to Logan.

She was trying them all on and she and Logan were cooing over them and I, if I am to be perfectly honest, was getting a little bored.

“Ooooooooooh! That’s Pretty!” they said, and “ooooooh, look at this one”.
And I struggled on valiantly, battling against the ever increasing weight of my eyelids.

That I was going to lose the battle to stay awake was a foregone conclusion, but look at Logan, her eyes were starting to go too.

BUSTED!

Aaaahhhhhhaaaaaahhaaaaahhhhhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa !!

Lieffiie *Miss Fifi* Ruby

It’s not easy being a model. People think it’s just a job for Bimbos and Dimbos, but you have to think about a lot more stuff than just your hair and make up.

You need to know how to walk right and where to walk and how to do all the poses and you need to be able to do the model girls’ hard stare.

Most important of all, you need to be able to do the teapot stand without falling off your heels into the molten lava flow that is rushing past a mere few feet away.